This Is How the Internet Reacted to Beyoncé’s Amazing Surprise Album Drop

Late last night, her highness Beyoncé shocked the Internet by dropping an entire full-length album complete with videos for every single song. It was a total surprise and a brilliant marketing ploy. Instead of spending months pulling cheesy stunts in an effort to build buzz, Beyoncé recognized what she had all along: our complete, unwavering attention and undying dedication to her dazzling artistry. Or something.

Also, the whole thing was so huge it crashed iTunes.

Here are some of our favorite Twitter reactions to the big news.

DeMvrcus @MarcTooCold Follow

I need room for Beyoncé's new album

6:54 AM - 13 Dec 2013

 

Jimmy Kudo @PlanetTyler Follow

Beyonce is so unoriginal. The other members of Destiny’s Child release albums that nobody knows about all the time.

10:07 AM - 13 Dec 2013

 

Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff Follow

Jay Z: "I'll unveil my album on the NBA finals & cut a special deal to sell 1 million copies in advance" Beyoncé: "I'll just put this here"

5:05 PM - 13 Dec 2013

 

Kate Spencer @katespencer Follow

Can't wait to hear the song Taylor Swift writes for her next album about Beyonce ruining her birthday.

4:43 PM - 13 Dec 2013

 

demetria lovato        ✔ @ddlovato Follow

Sexiest woman ON THE PLANET... and WHO DIRECTED THESE VIDEOS?!!? #OBSESSED #BEYONCE #imightbeobsessedwithher #IWANTTOBEHER

7:30 AM - 13 Dec 2013

 

 

demetria lovato        ✔ @ddlovato Follow

I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING

7:26 AM - 13 Dec 2013

 

demetria lovato        ✔ @ddlovato Follow

HOW IS ANYONE NOT TWEETING ABOUT #BEYONCE RIGHT NOW?!!?!?

7:35 AM - 13 Dec 2013

 

Katy Perry        ✔ @katyperry Follow

Don't talk to me today unless it's about @Beyonce THANX

11:58 AM - 13 Dec 2013

 

Kendall Jenner        ✔ @KendallJenner Follow

Beyoncé!!!

7:10 AM - 13 Dec 2013

  

Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry

Scandal winter finale and a new Beyonce album. Women having the best Thursday ever.

Alicia Keys        ✔ @aliciakeys Follow

Love this!! Shine on mama!!!! ;-) @Beyonce “@MatthewACherry: Scandal winter finale & a new Beyonce album. Women havin the best Thurs ever.”

7:55 AM - 13 Dec 2013

 

Emma Roberts        ✔ @RobertsEmma Follow

Beyonce. Are you kidding me with this?! #Supreme #love #everything

7:42 AM - 13 Dec 2013

 

jim cantiello        ✔ @jambajim Follow

Literally just stomped around a party screaming, "WHY DIDN'T BEYONCÉ TELL ME TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT?!" As if I knew her or something.

8:26 AM - 13 Dec 2013

 

And here’s a fan who is SUPER pissed that Beyonce didn’t alert them before dropping the album.

 

 

Ashley Perez        ✔ @itsashleyperez Follow

Merry Christmas to all, and to all A DAMN GOOD BEYONCE.

5:59 AM - 13 Dec 2013